Year 2006

Too Much Rum?

Today, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld asserted that — contrary to reports — the U.S. Military is not overextended. He later went on to declare that the earth revolves around the sun and the gravity is a myth…contrary to reports.

Love Monkey Smells Funky

Gawker correspondent Noelle Hancock wrote a helluva piece on crashing the premiere party for the new show, Love Monkey. Anyone who openly discourses on flatulence is good in my book. And her use of the royal “we” in so doing…

Out of the Freying Pan…Into the Fire

The James Frey fiasco is slowly winding down, but not before one significant development and the publication of a few interesting articles. The development: As I predicted — rather wryly, I might add — James Frey is looking at a…

The Money Back Guarantee on Truth

Random House made a savvy move today, offering readers who purchased the book directly a refund on A Million Little Pieces. The publisher takes the high road without actually having to worry about paying back too many people. After all,…

Double Whammy

What are the odds of two literary frauds being exposed in one day? Not good. From this day forward, I think the public will read tales of drug-addled, debauched youth with a raised eyebrow. That’s bad news for all of…

Harry Pothead

The year following my last at summer camp, James Frey became a counselor. Although I had friends who continued to attend the camp, I wasn’t aware of this until years later. Why would I be? New counselors came and went…business…

What ever happened to Jennifer?

In 1984, the movie Splash turned Madison into a first name for girls. In the years that followed, Madison became increasingly popular, becoming the top name for newborns one year. In 2005, the name fell to third as Emma and…

The Ice Ceiling

The USA Women’s hockey team is world’s best in its category. No matter how skilled they are, how diligently they work, or how cohesive a team they might be, they can’t compete on the same level as men. The other…